Born in Albany, NY in February 1991.

Lived in Delmar, NY until 2009, with the dad (Wes), mom (Lisa), brother (Ryan), sister (Nicole), Oreo, and BA. Attended Elsmere Elementary, Bethlehem Middle School, and Bethlehem High School.

Lived in Albany, NY until Fall 2010.

Lived in Ithaca, NY until Fall 2014, at the 408.

Lived in Brighton, MA until Spring 2021, at Towne Estates.

Lived in Newton, MA until Summer 2022, at The Newton House.

Currently in Smyrna, DE (basement) and Alexandria, VA (standing), with: Sarah, Baby Ellis, Little Bear, and Littler Bear.

Married Sarah on June 1 2019.

Ellis arrived on May 9 2021.



Math Genealogy

Video game world records

Skateboarding videos

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Bank of San Serriffe balance: 0x$0.40

Advent of Code leaderboard: 2017/4, 2017/14

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