When I was in the drugstore getting craft paper so I could copy a pair of pants, I passed by the pantyhose display and noticed a new product: spray-on hose. Call me old-fashioned, but there's something scary about that. Waterproof? As in, "your skin can't breathe"? And what happens to the spray that didn't hit your legs? Do you then scrub insta-leg off your floor/wall/bathtub? Yikes. Although maybe it has some applications for home decorating. Or water sports.
I hate pantyhose as much as the next person, but spray-on stockings? I'll stick with thigh-highs.