So, tonight I googled me, "Valerie Green", to see how easy it would be for my relatives to find my Brown CS page if they went looking for the Brenneman family history (which isn't linked yet...details). There in the sidebar, here's what I saw:

It got me thinking, gee, am I a deal or not? Who would buy me? After an e-mail I got today telling me how frickin' crazy I am (from a friend), I guess I'd say if you met me at a party and bought me thinking I'm always that well-behaved, you'd want your money back. On the other hand, if you bought me on a whim because of the way I look in my new red clogs and later discovered that you'd actually bought a folding-bicycle-riding violinist/programmer with a weird immune system, a green thumb, and a penchant for lewd remarks and power tools, and you actually thought that was cool, well, then I guess you really made out.