Born in Albany, NY in February 1991.

Lived in Delmar, NY until 2009, with the dad (Wes), mom (Lisa), brother (Ryan), sister (Nicole), Oreo, and BA. Attended Elsmere Elementary, Bethlehem Middle School, and Bethlehem High School.

Lived in Albany, NY until Fall 2010.

Lived in Ithaca, NY until Fall 2014, at the 408.

Lived in Brighton, MA until Spring 2021, at Towne Estates.

Currently in Newton, MA, with Sarah, Baby Ellis, Little Bear, and Littler Bear.

Married Sarah on June 1 2019.



Video game world records

Skateboarding videos

CV of failures

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Bank of San Serriffe balance: 0x$0.40

Advent of Code leaderboard: 2017/4, 2017/14

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